1. Yet another liquor store in Crown Heights, this one brand spanking new. And like all the others, this one comes with bullet proof glass that separates cashiers from their would-be thieves, er, patrons, sort of like a sign that reads, “Welcome, fuck you, and thanks for shopping here!” all at the same time.

    Yet another liquor store in Crown Heights, this one brand spanking new. And like all the others, this one comes with bullet proof glass that separates cashiers from their would-be thieves, er, patrons, sort of like a sign that reads, “Welcome, fuck you, and thanks for shopping here!” all at the same time.